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Lundi 21 juillet 2003
Puck baught my chicken feet for a buck

Someone famous is now the proud owner of my chicken feet shoes. We had a garage sale this week-end and sold the chicken feet to someone named "Puck" who claimed to be a famous San Francisco character for his infamous time on the MTV show, the "Real World: San Francisco". He apparently was the one kicked out of the house for being rude and obnoxious (such as leaving boogers in his housemate's peanut butter or not showering for 10 consecutive days); and he even got arrested and jailed during the show...   I laughed when I found out that he also played in some minor roles for the TV show "Law and Order".

Jerry Mahoney noted: "Puck was one of the first people ever voted off a reality show – not because the rules of the show demanded it and not because the show was giving away a generous cash prize, but simply because he was unbearable to live with."

David "Puck" Rainey assured me he would take good care of the chicken feet and party in them, a lot. I'm sure he will. May the chicken feet have a long and properous life, and appear on TV.

http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bin/ae.pl?mode=1&article=article1920.art&page=1




Lundi 21 juillet 2003
Puck baught my chicken feet for a buck

Someone famous is now the proud owner of my chicken feet shoes. We had a garage sale this week-end and sold the chicken feet to someone named "Puck" who claimed to be a famous San Francisco character for his infamous time on the MTV show, the "Real World: San Francisco". He apparently was the one kicked out of the house for being rude and obnoxious (such as leaving boogers in his housemate's peanut butter or not showering for 10 consecutive days); and he even got arrested and jailed during the show...   I laughed when I found out that he also played in some minor roles for the TV show "Law and Order".

Jerry Mahoney noted: "Puck was one of the first people ever voted off a reality show – not because the rules of the show demanded it and not because the show was giving away a generous cash prize, but simply because he was unbearable to live with."

David "Puck" Rainey assured me he would take good care of the chicken feet and party in them, a lot. I'm sure he will. May the chicken feet have a long and properous life, and appear on TV.

http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bin/ae.pl?mode=1&article=article1920.art&page=1




Mardi 15 juillet 2003
Chicken fridge mistaken for a urinal

A Kansas man has been jailed for urinating on packets of chicken in a supermarket. He claimed that he couldn't find a toilet, so he urinated on packages of chickens in a walk-in fridge.

The man has apologised.

http://www.kshb.com/kshb/home/article/0,1925,KSHB_9410_2100011,00.html




Jeudi 24 avril 2003
Chickens: watch out and eat more garlic.

A group of Chilean farmers are accusing vampires for the mysterious death of their chickens. One of the farmers said: "It is spooky, there wasn't a drop of blood left inside the chickens. Some say it was a vampire and others that it was an alien."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_767501.html

 




Mercredi 16 avril 2003
My eventful evening

After a long day at work, I go home to my chicken house http://www.nps.gov/tapr/VirtualTour/VTchickenhouse.htm 

Then I make dinner and eat a chicken flavored burger http://www.alisana.com/htms/ingles/htms/chickenburger.htm

Before going to bed, I make sure to brush my teeth with a chicken flavored toothpaste http://www.macpet.com/dogproducts-dental.html 

I read my chicken book http://www.geocities.com/mjloundy/ 

When I am tired, I turn off the chicken lamp                                            http://www.fun-lamps.com/item196985.ctlg 

I fall asleep. I sometimes dream about chickens and usually wake up with a chicken flavored breath.

 




Mardi 8 avril 2003
Chickens have been hired to help protect U.S. troops in Iraq

Chickens are working with the US Army in order to detect a possible Iraqi chemical attack.  They are trusted sources of information because they are alive; and the soldiers will trust a living thing's reaction to gas before a sophisticated chemical detection system.

Apparently some of those chickens had to take a sick leave and have been replaced by pigeons.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030402/ap_wo_en_ge/na_gen_us_iraq_critters_1




Mardi 1 avril 2003
Chicken Bones for Peace

A lawmaker who proposed exhuming the remains of U.S. servicemen buried in France has received a smelly package of chicken bones in the mail.

Because of France's lack of support for the war in Iraq, U.S. Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite of Florida proposed that the remains of American soldiers buried in France and Belgium should be exhumed and returned to the United States. The "Bones for Peace" campaign by the German magazine Titanic encouraged its readers to mail bones to Brown-Waite in response to her proposal.

Why the readers choose to send the bones of chickens remains a mystery.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030401/ap_wo_en_ge/na_gen_us_american_dead_france_1




Mercredi 26 mars 2003
Children’s Book: "Grandpa chops off chicken’s head"

Grandpa says to the little boy: ‘See that little white string thing? It's called a tendon. If you pull it, the chicken foot opens and closes. Try it.’

The children book "Tom" is a story about a boy named Tommy and his grandfather. The two of them do different things together; including hanging out in grandpa butcher shop. The cover of this children’s book shows the grandfather smiling at his meat counter with a row of dead chickens hanging upside down in shackles. 

http://www.upc-online.org/summer2001/tom_alert.html

It reminds me a time when I was a little girl. I was in my grandparent’s kitchen, hanging out with my grandfather who was preparing something for dinner. He was pulling out the feathers of a bird on the kitchen table. I was so fascinated that I called my cousin to come and watch grandpa killing a penguin.




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