After a long day at work, I go home to my chicken house http://www.nps.gov/tapr/VirtualTour/VTchickenhouse.htm 

Then I make dinner and eat a chicken flavored burger http://www.alisana.com/htms/ingles/htms/chickenburger.htm

Before going to bed, I make sure to brush my teeth with a chicken flavored toothpaste http://www.macpet.com/dogproducts-dental.html 

I read my chicken book http://www.geocities.com/mjloundy/ 

When I am tired, I turn off the chicken lamp                                            http://www.fun-lamps.com/item196985.ctlg 

I fall asleep. I sometimes dream about chickens and usually wake up with a chicken flavored breath.